Well, good morning! They United States government is now open for business again. After 16 days, Congress finally came up with a way to “kick the can further down the road” if you will.
Good things: The panda cam is now on again, people can resume their vacations in National Parks, and IRS workers can continue their satanic work- I mean, their productive work.
Of course, Twitter is blowing up about the #shutdown ending. This time, the tweets are even stupider, more stupid, stupidest, whatever.
Here we go!
Obama ordered the barricades for the shut down months ago
— alex dārrow (@alextheoboist) October 17, 2013
Conspiracy girl- Duuuuuude, he knew the GOP would shut the shit down.
— sidhartha11 (@sidhartha11) October 17, 2013
So racist! Cuz that makes sense.
Government shut down is over yay you will get your food stamps
— Angelica Hernandez (@chikki__) October 17, 2013
I dont like to use any punctuation when i write my tweets they are so good i dont even need to omg the shutdown is over stupid people and their foodstamps
— LHBloccStar400 (@MrBossAD400) October 17, 2013
Yes, God is very relevant to the #shutdown.
— maria isabel medina (@chiekimimi) October 17, 2013
I don’t even know what to say about this…
Although the government shut down has ended, pop punk sadly could not survive without Obama's defense.
— MooseSquad (@MooseSquared) October 17, 2013
So the government shut down is over? Well, glad that affected me NONE. Maybe if social media was shut down people would actually give a fuck
— whowhatwear (@noodleloop) October 17, 2013
Whew! Such angst today!
#GOP so you shut down the government for what exactly?
— RebeccaCN (@RebeccaNAMC) October 17, 2013
Yup, all the GOP’s fault…
If everyone was equal and fair in America than during this government shut down the only people who should get are the low class citizens!
— shay (@shaybangbang) October 17, 2013
What does this even mean? Have I ever mentioned how much I hate poorly-worded tweets?
"Let's shut down the government and cost the economy $24 billion to show the American people how expensive Obamacare will be!" #GOPlogic
— Kelsey Butterworth (@IsButterworthIt) October 17, 2013
You hit the nail on the head there, Butterworth. Wise words.
— Gregory VII (@AGM100TUC) October 17, 2013
I’m… not… quite…sure what he’s trying to say here…? If it’s a Marxist state, then a #shutdown would absolutely affect the slave labor camps… er, wait…? It’s not worth it.
The government is opening up again so there good lol “@Paperview_Mills: Bitches still having babies like the government isn't shut down”
— LoLa (@Cee_LoLo) October 17, 2013
Gosh, the level of intellectual material on Twitter is outstanding.
Since the government is no longer shut down, the panda cam at the zoo is now back on!
— Maritza Rodriguez (@mar_it_za) October 17, 2013
Anndddd this is what people are most excited about…
Now that the #shutdown is over, Congress can finally get back to making progress in this country.
— Mike Stenger (@mikestenger) October 17, 2013
FINALLY! I mean… 16 days? So much progress lost.
laughin bc the whole reason we shut down was because of YOUR STUPID HEALTHCARE BILL AND YOUR SPENDING HABITS SMHSHSKAKANSKAKAKAM
— Madison Parks (@MadisonParks16) October 17, 2013
Hahaha, I think this was addressed to President Obama.
Woahhhhh no more government shut down they finally opened it
— LV (@villa1713) October 17, 2013
There are no words for this.
Pres. Obama is interrupting good t.v., he's a screw up just like everyone responsible for the shut down. Our gov't is on stupid pills.
— stacey w. (@tifton_rose) October 17, 2013
Yeeeah! He stupit!
— Maria Duggan (@MariaDuggan) October 17, 2013
Woah… woah… Maria, calm down. I doubt that the GOP “hate” poor people.
@GPBCNYC As I told my children during the government shut down, "Now watch how The Lord Works"
— Jaw55 (@Jaw55) October 17, 2013
*Shaking my head*
— Rori Diggs (@roridiggscomic) October 17, 2013
govt shut down is over?
— tori (@torisurfmoore) October 17, 2013
Like… oh my god… the government is open now? Stfu!
The govt shut down is finally over? Now they can stop making Obama look bad
— Phil Mai Knutz (@deezyF904) October 17, 2013
And now for some funny ones, to make you giggle:
So glad the #shutdown is over. Now I can stop averting my eyes when I would otherwise see the Washington Monument or Capitol Building.
— Eric D. Schoell (@eschoell) October 17, 2013
Okay Obama we get it. U r Great U r King U r Emperor Senate is your puppet We The People r your minions. Now get off my TV. #shutdown
— Ronnie Spangler (@Mar4L) October 17, 2013
@geekgirldiva lol If you don't stop this shut down, I WILL turn this damn car around. NAO.
— Nikka Michaels (@NikkaMichaels) October 17, 2013
— WBEN NewsRadio 930AM (@NewsRadio930) October 17, 2013
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA…HAHA..ha..ha Oh, I don’t think he was joking…
I hope you’ve enjoyed. I just love Twitter.
Twittah aint nevah shuttin’ down!!!